cry babies

I collect boys tears for funsies. Fact.

rationality

If you deny the irrational it comes up for revenge. Fact.

soft kitty

Soft kitty makes you better. Fact.

kittie!

I'm a tiny cougar. Fact.

labels

I should come with a warning label. Fact.

truth?

I don't lie. I just rearrange the truth to suit my needs. Fact.

feelings? ewe

I hate it when logical thoughts are just as conflicting as I imagine emotions to be. Fact.

humanity

I'm only human on the inside. Fact.

Airlines

I am so damn fly I am a pilot. Fact.

Necklaces

Sometimes I put random shit I find in my house on a chain and make a BA necklace. I'm fucking awesome. Fact.

housework

Sometimes I do housework in heels. Fact.

laundry

Sometimes I do laundry when I get home from the bar. Fact.

more winnage.

There is no i in team... but there is an i in win. Fact.

not always better in real life...

Concert hos are a poor man's video whore. Fact.

reason

Life is not always reasonable, so why should I have to be?

Board Games - only good as a metaphor

Sex is like Chess. Fact.

Beverages that taste like death

Lemonaid Rockstar tastes like poison. Fact.

Footwear.

Shoes make me happy. Fact.

winning

All I do is win. Fact.

Forklion Day

July 10th is international forklion day. Fact.

Shoe Shots

Taking a picture of your shoes while they're still on your feet isn't easy. Fact.

First World Struggles 3

"The security guard in my secure parking lot is sooo grumpy" is a first world stuggle. Fact.

First World Struggles 2

"It's just so hard to put my liquor store purchase in this reusable bag" is a first world struggle. Fact.

First World Struggles 1

"omg, my brand new sunglasses just fell on the ground" is a first world struggle. Fact.

Burning Love

Don't hug a fire. It's a mistake. Fact.

Foot Rock

Foot Rock is the best game ever. Fact.

rules

Rules are for games. Fact.

Genre

Stevie is a genre. Fact.

Beiby ink.

Stevie's tattoos could beat up Justin Beiber's tattoo. Fact.

Canada

Canada Rules. Fact.

Steak = Love

Steak is the quickest way to Stevie's heart. Fact.

Naughty or nice... naughty is nice!

Life is more fun when it's a little naughty. Fact.

Hero

Stevie is a hero. Fact.
(Proof)

Guns and Beers

Sometimes random people want to befriend Stevie and when she asks mutual friends why, they give this explaination: He must have just recognized your awesomeness. Maybe he just saw that your profile says "Attractive blonde who loves guns and likes to party".
Fact.

Magic

When you don't understand something Magic is usually an appropriate explanation. Fact.

Gypsy Magic

Stevie uses Gypsy Magic. Fact.

Fame

Is Stevie becomes famous she will be like a mix of Lady Gaga and Meryl Streep. Fact.

DWW Said It Best

Stevie is as hard as ACDC; she'll get your thunder struck. Fact.

Hotness and Factors

Being Canadian OR having a hot accent ups the hotness factor for any guy. Fact.

Why don't you love me?

Stevie is no Beyonce, but when she get home she is going to take off her pants and drink a beer while she make steak. Fact.

Degrees of Awesome

BFA stands for Bachelors of Fucking Awesomeness. Fact.

BA Magic

Stevie is Magically Bad Ass. Fact.

Winning - Construction Workers

Stevie wins at construction workers. Fact.

Pants

Stevie would not wear pants if it didn't get cold and it was socially acceptable. Fact.

Alter Ego 1

Stevie's alter ego is a super handsom man who works with student leaders and puts on awesome programs for a living. Fact.

skitzophrenia or insomnia?

Sleeping very little allows for leading multiple lives. Fact.

Sleep to Dream... or sleep to build stamina

Stevie believes that you should do things you're good at. She's not good at sleeping, therefore so doesn't do it much. Fact.

Note: Title is a lyric. Lyrics are awesome. Fact.

Cold coffee

Ice caps should always be made with chocolate milk. Fact.

Meat

There is no substitute for Steak. Fact.

Adventures

Stevie's brain is always an adventure. Fact.

Deliciousness

Stevie is delicious sauce.Fact.
She tastes like rainbows and happiness. Fact.


For the record, rainbows taste like unadulterated joy... Fact.

AWESOME

Stevie is AWESOME. Fact.