rules

Rules are for games. Fact.

Genre

Stevie is a genre. Fact.

Beiby ink.

Stevie's tattoos could beat up Justin Beiber's tattoo. Fact.

Canada

Canada Rules. Fact.

Steak = Love

Steak is the quickest way to Stevie's heart. Fact.

Naughty or nice... naughty is nice!

Life is more fun when it's a little naughty. Fact.

Hero

Stevie is a hero. Fact.
(Proof)

Guns and Beers

Sometimes random people want to befriend Stevie and when she asks mutual friends why, they give this explaination: He must have just recognized your awesomeness. Maybe he just saw that your profile says "Attractive blonde who loves guns and likes to party".
Fact.

Magic

When you don't understand something Magic is usually an appropriate explanation. Fact.

Gypsy Magic

Stevie uses Gypsy Magic. Fact.

Fame

Is Stevie becomes famous she will be like a mix of Lady Gaga and Meryl Streep. Fact.

DWW Said It Best

Stevie is as hard as ACDC; she'll get your thunder struck. Fact.

Hotness and Factors

Being Canadian OR having a hot accent ups the hotness factor for any guy. Fact.

Why don't you love me?

Stevie is no Beyonce, but when she get home she is going to take off her pants and drink a beer while she make steak. Fact.

Degrees of Awesome

BFA stands for Bachelors of Fucking Awesomeness. Fact.

BA Magic

Stevie is Magically Bad Ass. Fact.

Winning - Construction Workers

Stevie wins at construction workers. Fact.

Pants

Stevie would not wear pants if it didn't get cold and it was socially acceptable. Fact.

Alter Ego 1

Stevie's alter ego is a super handsom man who works with student leaders and puts on awesome programs for a living. Fact.