cry babies

I collect boys tears for funsies. Fact.

rationality

If you deny the irrational it comes up for revenge. Fact.

soft kitty

Soft kitty makes you better. Fact.

kittie!

I'm a tiny cougar. Fact.

labels

I should come with a warning label. Fact.

truth?

I don't lie. I just rearrange the truth to suit my needs. Fact.

feelings? ewe

I hate it when logical thoughts are just as conflicting as I imagine emotions to be. Fact.

humanity

I'm only human on the inside. Fact.

Airlines

I am so damn fly I am a pilot. Fact.

Necklaces

Sometimes I put random shit I find in my house on a chain and make a BA necklace. I'm fucking awesome. Fact.

housework

Sometimes I do housework in heels. Fact.

laundry

Sometimes I do laundry when I get home from the bar. Fact.

more winnage.

There is no i in team... but there is an i in win. Fact.

not always better in real life...

Concert hos are a poor man's video whore. Fact.

reason

Life is not always reasonable, so why should I have to be?

Board Games - only good as a metaphor

Sex is like Chess. Fact.

Beverages that taste like death

Lemonaid Rockstar tastes like poison. Fact.

Footwear.

Shoes make me happy. Fact.